About vampires in Thar

Post by **Frug** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:05 am

This short documentary on vampires explains exactly what they're like in Thar shaddin. Henceforth all rules on vampires will be taken directly from this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0

Yes. They dance in formation.

Amira Lum · Post by **Amira Lum** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:08 am

How come Jen never dances?

Jess, study this video carefully. You're getting it all wrong. Jen must dance!

Kamar Deythal · Post by **Kamar Deythal** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:34 am

I have created a rhyming couplet in honor of that video.

Ahem...

If a were a vampire, I'd sleep in a tree,
And I'd be extremely bad at choreography.

Thank you.

*bows*

Amira Lum · Post by **Amira Lum** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:52 am

Genius. Absolute genius.

Julen · Post by **Julen** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 am

Well thank goodness Thar Shaddin has a gnomish electrical plant to power all the strobe lighting that's going to be necessary.

Seriously, if Julen ever gets captured by the battlemages, forget all conventional forms of torture. Just show him that video a couple of times, and I promise that he'll be pleading for mercy.

Jenica Sabiny · Post by **Jenica Sabiny** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:06 pm

In my defense, it's not like I've ever had a vampiric horde to choreograph my dance moves with. But just you wait, Amy. I'm gonna make you my ghoul, and teach you to dance every second of the day.

Lucian · Post by **Lucian** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:20 pm

I'm sorry. I made it halfway through the video.

Before I gouged out my eyes.

And shoved razor blades in my ears.

The comments are what really worried me. "This is such a good song."

What the HELL?

Amira Lum · Post by **Amira Lum** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:58 pm

Jenica Sabiny wrote:In my defense, it's not like I've ever had a vampiric horde to choreograph my dance moves with. But just you wait, Amy. I'm gonna make you my ghoul, and teach you to dance every second of the day.

Maybe Amy doesn't wanna dance.

Besides, it just wouldn't be the same with just one of her. I mean, come on, look at that synchronization!!

I especially liked the fire-breathing part at the end.

Azer · Post by **Azer** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:39 pm

What did you do, search badly choreographed vampires dancing to pop on You Tube? I got most of the way through, but I just couldn't make it to the end. Sorry.

Jenica Sabiny · Post by **Jenica Sabiny** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:49 pm

Don't diss my riverdancing brethren!

Artim · Post by **Artim** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:55 am

Undead shouldn't dance. What next, a zombie step squad?

"OOoh, you got serrrrved....Braaaaainnnnnnsssss!"

Jenica Sabiny · Post by **Jenica Sabiny** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:56 am

You can't just stand there and be served, you know. You have to dance back.

*eats flesh*

Post by **Blood Ravenous** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:13 am

I only made it half-way through, too. Oh gosh (^_^; ) I thought the whole idea of vampires was that they're dead... but they said they're alive... and then danced...

Artim · Post by **Artim** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:27 am

Well if you dance back, then its on

Post by **Xyon_of_Calhoun** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:26 pm

Good to know I'm writing with a bunch of such "special" people