This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Jinwu]

Tov has been hanging around Jason too much
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(11:59:15) Gia_Rilan: that's the kind of thing that makes me eat people, Zina

[Cai]

Sure you do. =^_^=

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(14:14:40) Talia_Idris: I smell like squid and it's not coming off
(14:18:45) Cai: I'll bet
(14:18:54) Cai: *KoffHentaiKoff*
(14:19:04) Talia_Idris: oh my gosh
(14:19:48) Talia_Idris: sadly the tentacles were much too small to do anything.
(14:19:56) Talia_Idris: and they were all dead
(14:20:12) Talia_Idris: BECAUSE I WORK IN A KITCHEN THAT COOKS CALAMARI

[Ximeno]

(01:39:27) Niamh: The shark porn could use some work. XD
(01:39:47) Ximeno: It needs more science
(01:40:29) Ximeno: More sexy, sexy, science
(01:40:33) Niamh: It needs more sexy fin action.
(01:40:50) Ximeno: That'd be the next scene
(01:41:08) Ximeno: Which I never got around to because Tov shirked her duties
(01:41:12) Saruna: needs more dolphin shifters
(01:41:34) Ximeno: Fin-riding cowgirl and reverse cowgirl
(01:41:58) Niamh: Perhaps with a guest appearance from a manatee.
(01:42:23) Saruna: then segue to vore
(01:43:14) Niamh: Yes
(01:45:21) Ximeno: Always you and the teeth
(01:46:36) Ximeno: Got to take something pure and wholesome like dermal denticle foreplay and fin fucking, and corrupt it into vore. FOR SHAME.
(01:46:37) Katona: I can't handle you people.
(01:46:48) Saruna: if you have an cute and intelligent animal that should not be eaten you wouldn't need teeth
(01:46:59) Saruna: hitting all the filters today
(01:47:10) Katona: GOODNIGHT.
(01:47:17) Saruna: I love you
(01:47:20) Saruna: sleep well
(01:47:20) Ximeno: Sleep well
(01:47:24) Ximeno: Kekeke
(01:47:24) Saruna: dream of cuddly ocean creatures
(01:47:29) Ximeno: SWEET DREAMS
(01:47:40) Katona: *crying*
(01:47:41) Ximeno: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
(01:47:45) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.

[Ximeno]

When other folks aren't around, Jason and I discuss the important things.

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(21:48:02) Katona: According to my iced tea bottle lid.
(21:48:07) Katona: Brain waves can power an electric train.
(21:48:25) Katona: Whatever that means.
(22:00:33) Ximeno: They are saying that there are people inside train engines wired up to serve as living batteries
(22:04:30) Katona: Ohhh.
(22:04:36) Katona: It all comes out!
(22:04:44) Katona: Well done, Illuminati! you fucked up again!
(22:04:55) Ximeno: So when they say there are signalling problems in the network, they are talking about brain signals
(22:09:30) Katona: Ohhh, I see.
(22:09:40) Katona: Those brain waves.
(22:09:49) Katona: They gotta whip the peoples to keep them awake.
(22:14:38) Ximeno: Yeah. And that's why the trains have horns. It's not like they need to warn traffic. It's to keep the brain engines awake
(22:14:56) Katona: Ah, makes sense.
(22:15:27) Katona: Well I mean, at least it's a renewable energy source.
(22:15:34) Ximeno: Exactly!
(22:15:45) Ximeno: It's only kept secret because people are so squeamish

[Saruna]

(15:39:48) (Posty_Kit): My shortest is 13.5 inches hehehe

[Deer]

(01:33:39) (Ree): my end is huge

[Cai]

(11:31:13) (fidgetyfoo): alaska is cooler
(11:31:23) Cai: Literally
(11:31:23) (fidgetyfoo): literally lololololololol
(11:31:29) (fidgetyfoo): stfu
(11:31:32) (fidgetyfoo): you're stealing my thunder

[Diego]

Enigmatic as always, Frug gives us an obscure insight into the site's next large update:

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(14:35:08) Porter: Frug logs into the Chat.
(14:35:12) Frug: shoom
(14:35:16) Porter: Frug logs out of the Chat.
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But what does it mean, dear readers?

[Jerial]

Clearly an acronym: Superman Hails Out of Marn. It's a code.

In the next exciting DLC for the hit PC game Thar Shaddin, our team has worked hand-in-hand with DC Comics to bring you the best in crossover entertainment.

Follow the path of Clark Kent as he grows up in a world that hates him for his magic. Watch idly by as he discovers the katana-laden sanctum of his father, Overpowered-First-Character-El, hailing from the Asshole Plane, or act and seize the evildoer for the glory of Theodinus! What will you choose?

[Cai]

(19:52:10) (G'day): That's totally the most boring thing i could have said >.>
(19:56:23) Katona: I am going to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
(19:56:26) Katona: Bye.
(19:56:29) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(19:56:50) Cai: Evidently XD

[Saruna]

For the sake of posterity:

(15:49:56) (Fruf): OK I love you both bye!

[Frug]

For the sake of posterity:

(15:49:56) (Fruf): OK I love you both bye!

Apparently I showed up drunk and did not know what I was doing.

[Diego]

(18:27:15) Diego: Godammit Jase why are there 28 of you in chat?!
(18:30:39) Diego: And yet not a single one of you says hello!?
(18:30:45) Diego: Rude









Seriously though, 28?!?! wtf =p
Jason is legion

[Gia Rilan]

(18:18) Jerial: oh fucking shit i can only get so erect

[Gia Rilan]

glad to know I'm a joke to you jerks <3

(23:54:22) Darrik: Kekeke
(23:56:04) Gia_Rilan: don't you keke me
(23:56:10) Gia_Rilan: you are in trouble
(23:59:29) Darrik: lol