This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Wulf]

It's like I need a google translate
(04:55:06) Luca_Abernathy: I mean, I knew pingers had to be a drug, because to get maggoted means completely muntered

(04:56:11) Luca_Abernathy: Well, to be muntered is to be right off yer tits, innit

[Luca Abernathy]

(21:24:21) Katona: How would you feel if i proposed to you in an exam hall after an exam, James?
(21:24:54) Wulf: depends on how the exam went

[Alvaro]

(00:54:22) Alvaro: They just added snowpiercer, so I'm thinking of watching it. Chris Evans is in it.
(00:54:43) Nadejda: yum
(00:54:47) Nadejda: I wanna lick him
(00:54:52) Alvaro: Shoulder length hair that he keeps swept back into a little ponytail, a carefully pulled bit of it that falls in a lazy curl across his face. Alvaro knows that this helps his roguish charm with both the opposite sex and those of the same sex that are so inclined, and he milks that to the full.
(00:54:59) Porter: Talia_Idris logs into the Chat.
(00:55:04) Alvaro: do not lick captain america
(00:55:07) Nadejda: colorssss
(00:55:12) Alvaro: he tastes of freedom and dead presidents
(00:55:19) Nadejda: uh, why not lick captain america?
(00:55:24) Talia_Idris: What if I wanna like him?
(00:55:38) Talia_Idris: Chris Evans is a hot Captain America
(00:55:54) Alvaro: DO NOT LICK THE SYMBOL OF THE AMERICAN WAY
(00:55:58) Nadejda: I bet freedom tastes like the tears of a bald eagle and sex and beer all mixed into one
(00:56:08) Alvaro: that sounds gross

[Alvaro]

(00:53:16) Saruna: but incest wolf is fun for the whole family
(00:53:49) Gia_Rilan: nah
(00:53:54) Gia_Rilan: I am fun for the whole family

[Alvaro]

(01:00:48) Gia_Rilan: gonna reincarnate Kat to make her come back to me
(01:01:16) Porter: Gia_Rilan rolls 1d100 and gets 55.
(01:01:29) (Kitan): What'd she turn into
(01:01:34) Gia_Rilan: half-orc

[Cai]

I'll hold you to that
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(08:18:30) Dia_Lyn: Here, we go. I'll make thirteen characters, and you can have thirteen threads.

[Katona]

(13:35:18) Saruna: I'll stick my fingers down your throat if I have to.

[Katona]

(13:58:59) Dia_Lyn: I'll explode all over you..s'gonna be a good night

[Ikby]

Jason's legend continues to grow
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(07:49:53) Ikby: Alas, no ;_;
(07:50:01) Ikby: Not a ghost yet
(07:50:06) Ikby: BUT MY TIME SHALL COME
(07:50:13) Kitan: I could help with that
(07:50:18) Kitan: I mean uh
(07:50:20) Talia_Idris: I am sure if you ask Jason he would help too
(07:50:24) Talia_Idris: and he is closer
(07:50:38) Kitan: Heheh
(07:50:49) Talia_Idris: I'll provide the peace offering/cupcakes at your funeral
(07:50:51) Ikby: No. Jason would do obscene things to my corpse. He'd make a skin-suit
(07:51:03) Talia_Idris: and eat the rest
(07:51:30) Talia_Idris: and hang the skeleton in his closet
(07:51:35) Kitan: Hey, the more traumatic the death the more likely your tortured spirit will remain on this horrible plane, right?
(07:51:40) Ikby: Exactly
(07:51:46) Kitan: So really, Jason is your best bet
(07:51:47) Ikby: Oh shit
(07:51:52) Ikby: You are right

[Ikby]

(10:19:16) Talia_Idris: COREY
(10:20:22) Wulf: COLOURS
(10:21:29) Talia_Idris: SUP
(10:21:45) Kitan: YELLING
(10:21:55) Ikby: CAPSLOCK
(10:21:59) Porter: no

[Ikby]

(10:23:36) Ikby: Porter sounds like a butler #TrueStory
(10:23:42) Kitan: Yeah, definitely
(10:24:04) Porter: that's racist.
(10:24:38) Ikby: I am a big enough asshole to be comfortable with that B)
(10:25:15) Kitan: I wasn't aware butlers were a race
(10:25:32) Ikby: THAT'S racist
(10:25:41) Kitan:
(10:25:49) Porter: WE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE

[Jerial]

TL;DR- It was.

(23:39:44) Darrik: Alright, let's see if a 5 minute walk is enough to disconnect me from chat. Brb
(23:40:21) Porter: Kitan logs into the Chat.
(23:40:25) Kitan: So great
(23:41:51) Remmeke: http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/vi​ewtopi ... =49&t=2632
(23:41:54) Remmeke: There, Dia.
(23:42:07) Porter: Darrik has been logged out (Timeout).

[Talia Idris]

(15:37:56) Gia_Rilan: I invoke my fake mod powers to say No No No Stalking. It is bad and creepy.,
(15:38:30) Talia_Idris: <3
(15:38:30) Vicentius: Stalker no stalking? Well you're tooooooo late!
(15:38:55) Gia_Rilan: damn, if I was really a mod I'd kick you from chat for that

[Darrik]

(12:39:24) Darrik: Rolling to seduce pirate
(12:39:29) Porter: Darrik rolls 1d20 and gets 20.
(12:39:33) Gia_Rilan: ...she's a lesbian
(12:39:35) Kitan: She's lesbian James
(12:39:35) Gia_Rilan: WELL DANG
(12:39:40) Darrik: Still worked
(12:39:41) Kitan: Hahaha
(12:39:59) Gia_Rilan: alright Corey

[Gia Rilan]

(18:51:25) Kitan: Also Tov, my bloodline lets me summon Megalodons eventually, so I can just fight off your sea serpent with a big ol shark
(18:51:33) Kitan: It'll be sweet
(18:52:33) Gia_Rilan: MEGASHARK VS GIANT cute and intelligent animal that should not be eaten
(18:52:38) Gia_Rilan: THIS CAN BE A THING
(18:52:42) Kitan: HAHAHA
(18:52:44) Gia_Rilan: oh fuck you chat filter