This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Kitan]

(20:35:27) Aleksis: I AM A MOD AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO START DELETING APPS OVER THIS DISRESPECT
(20:35:28) Sertor Potens: Ah, from the context of the obvious lies, there is a new person. Welcome to Thar Shaddin

[Sofi and Anya]

(22:36:15) (Cassius Marx): Apps are deleted so frivolously here?
(22:36:24) Katona: Yes.
(22:36:25) Kitan: He's not a mod
(22:36:29) Katona: I'm deleting Sertor's right now.
(22:36:42) Kitan: Make sure you get mine too

[Kitan]

(22:42:24) Katona: That's how I will forever picture Bonsai.
(22:42:37) (HistoryWritingKit): You're one to talk, Katana.
(22:43:03) Katona: We both have cute Japanese names. <3
(22:43:15) (HistoryWritingKit): *facepalm* <3
(22:45:12) Talia Idris: You guys are perfect for each other

[Aleksis]

(00:45:10) Porter: Saruna logs out of the Chat.
(00:45:16) Aleksis: Crap
(00:45:19) Aleksis: I was going to do a whole
(00:45:33) Melcari Velsai: Damn
(00:45:37) Aleksis:

[Kitan]

(11:26:13) Brokk: Crimes against the city include: Wasting Guard time - an offense committed by finding ways of wasting said time not already discovered by the guard themselves, and Looking at me funny pal.

[Cai]

Kitan passed the dice rolls, and all is well
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(16:45:25) Kitan: Okay so I have three choices to make: How he activates the antimagic, how it affects his sight, and how much of a mage's body must be in the feild for it to prevent them from casting. The latter two are directly entwined unless I simply say it does not affect Mel.
(16:45:58) Cai: I have nothing to offer beyond my earlier idea. Roll a dice =p
(16:46:09) Cai: THE DICE ROLLS WILL SAVE YOU
(16:46:14) Kitan: Rolling a dice does not even come close to solving this riddle
(16:46:21) Cai: If you succeed on your rolls, everything will work out
(16:46:24) Kitan: There are too many complexities
(16:46:26) (Prtz): Yeah, you're overthinking it
(16:46:33) Kitan: I so am not
(16:46:41) Kitan: This must be defined!
(16:46:44) Cai: Let me show you
(16:46:49) Kitan: NO
(16:46:51) (Prtz): There aren't even duels in this game
(16:46:52) Porter: Cai rolls 1d6 and gets 6.
(16:47:04) Kitan:
(16:47:40) Cai: The latter two are directly entwined, and he activates the antimagic. Problem solved
(16:47:55) Cai: He activates it, goes blind, and magic goes poof
(16:48:04) Cai: The dice have spoken
(16:48:24) Kitan: But what if he isn't in the radius? What if he activates it from the tip of his staff?
(16:48:45) Kitan: Why do you have to make everything sound simple and easy when it ISN'T.
(16:48:52) Kitan: *flails*
(16:48:55) Cai: Doesn't matter now. It's a field thing. The dice have spoken. Anything in a 25' radius is either in sight, or he's blind and there is no magic
(16:49:11) Kitan:

[Saruna]

(21:13:09) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(21:15:56) Saruna: jason
(21:16:29) Porter: (MostlyAFK_James) is now known as (Sexy_Devil).
(21:16:35) (Sexy Devil): I shall take his place

[Azuel Vyaduka]

(21:58:50) Porter: (Posting_Kit) is now known as (Kitan).
(22:01:31) Metarie: yay! going to read then sleeeeep
(22:02:20) Niabi: I've been super busy, but I'm trying to catch up on things here when I can get a little free time
(22:02:42) (Kitan): It's basically just Azuel gtfo'ing and interpreting his sister's family social signals.
(22:04:45) Metarie: what an awkward exchange there at the end
(22:04:56) (Kitan): Ayeup
(22:05:14) (Kitan): His sister just pretty much launched him entirely out of his comfort zone and he has NO IDEA what to do
(22:05:24) Metarie: just in time for Guile to swoop in and make Ree's experience even more awful
(22:05:38) Talia Idris: fun type awkward? awkward is fun most times
(22:05:38) (Kitan): Haha
(22:05:42) Metarie: so he flailed, figuratively speaking, and ran for cover
(22:05:51) (Kitan): Well it could have been worse
(22:05:55) Metarie: true
(22:06:02) (Kitan): Ree could have noticed his boner
(22:06:03) Metarie: they could have been forced to dance
(22:06:10) Metarie: and that
(22:06:15) (Kitan): I think mine is worse
(22:06:25) Metarie: yes.
(22:06:29) (Kitan): I think I win
(22:06:32) (Kitan): It was a contest
(22:06:38) Metarie: I can imagine it now.
(22:06:40) Talia Idris: forced to dance with a boner
(22:06:45) Talia Idris: combo
(22:06:47) (Kitan): Oh dang
(22:06:55) (Kitan): Colors just beat us both
(22:06:56) Metarie: yeah, that's what I was meaning
(22:07:20) Metarie: it'd be like some 13 y.o. highschool dance
(22:07:32) Metarie: filled with embarrassment and awkwardness
(22:07:32) (Kitan): Haha
(22:07:47) Metarie: and desires for a notebook of anykind
(22:08:20) Metarie: Ree would've politely not noticed it
(22:08:25) Metarie: and blushed
(22:08:46) (Kitan): How merciful
(22:08:47) Niabi: that's while we all love ree
(22:08:50) Metarie: and possibly clasped her hands tightly together
(22:09:00) Metarie: in discomfort
(22:09:21) Metarie: 95 y.o. virgin sort of yeah
(22:09:55) (Kitan): Haha
(22:10:02) Metarie: or perhaps she might have asked if he had a medical disorder?
(22:10:13) Metarie: and suggest he go to the hospital
(22:10:14) (Kitan): Azuel's brain would explode
(22:10:15) Metarie: for a checkup
(22:10:19) Porter: Trick has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:10:29) (Kitan): Poor Azuel
(22:11:15) Metarie: "Oh my, you seem to be in some sort of discomfort? Why don't you come to the hospital for a checkup?"
(22:11:18) (Kitan): He would bend reality and give himself a seizure through sheer force of will just to get out of that situation
(22:11:48) Talia Idris: haha
(22:11:53) Metarie: "You really don't look well. You're... sweating profusely." *reaches to check his pulse*
(22:12:29) Metarie: *steps closer to check his pupils* and your pupils are dilated.
(22:12:33) (Kitan): Elf cooties noooooo
(22:13:05) Metarie: "I am still a doctor. Sit. I'm concerned you will faint."
(22:13:58) Metarie: *leaaaaans over* "Say, "ah." "
(22:14:10) (Kitan): Azuel just died
(22:14:23) (Kitan): He's dead now
(22:14:24) Metarie: *checks glands at throat*
(22:14:30) (Kitan): I'll have to start rping his sister
(22:14:43) (Kitan): Way to go Ree
(22:14:48) Metarie: *performs CPR and mouth-to-mouth*
(22:15:06) (Kitan): And now that he's back I'm pretty sure he killed himself
(22:15:53) (Kitan): Hahaha Azuel has a fun life ahead of him
(22:16:01) Metarie: that would be the awesome of awesome, having the elf doctor perform mouth-to-mouth on him because he choked on something
(22:16:30) (Kitan): That would be so terribly blatant XD
(22:16:48) (Kitan): At least make it an unattractive male elf
(22:17:31) Metarie: no what would be terribly blatant would be the massive erection he'd be sporting as he looked into her eyes and realized they been almost kissing
(22:17:42) Talia Idris: hehe
(22:17:46) Metarie: I mean. cleavage. come on!
(22:17:57) Metarie: concerned look on her face
(22:18:02) Metarie: leaning so close
(22:18:13) (Kitan): Yeah he'd have a heart attack
(22:18:20) Metarie: close enough that her pretty, soft, auburn hair would be brushing his cheek
(22:18:20) (Kitan): Worst aid
(22:18:30) Metarie: and her hand on his chest and behind his head
(22:18:31) (Kitan): It's like first aid, but worse
(22:18:38) Metarie: lol
(22:18:40) Talia Idris: bow chicka wow wow
(22:19:24) Metarie: and the light gilding the tips of her pointed elfy ears
(22:19:31) Metarie: it's be brilliant
(22:19:40) Metarie: and just plain fun
(22:19:44) (Kitan): Hahaha
(22:20:04) (Kitan): I'm pretty sure I would have tears in my eyes from laughter as I wrote these posts
(22:20:10) Metarie: followed by the horrified look on his face and the clumsy scrabble to get away
(22:20:56) (Kitan): They'd have to lock him up in the asylum after encountering this weird sexual hell
(22:21:11) Metarie: oh, it wouldn't hit him until the next night
(22:21:18) Metarie: that's when the dreams would start
(22:21:22) (Kitan): Oh god
(22:21:48) (Kitan): I've said it once, I'll say it again: Poor Azuel XD
(22:21:55) Metarie: THEN the fun would begin
(22:21:57) Talia Idris: oh please please please rp this
(22:22:02) Metarie: he should have dreams like that anyway
(22:22:34) Metarie: filled with sighs and ahs and oh my god is that an elf wet dream oh shit
(22:22:45) Niabi: you guys are distracting me from catching up on the gala thread
(22:23:16) (Kitan): Haha you cannot look away from at train wreck as perfect as this
(22:23:24) Metarie: I suspect some form of self flagellation would occur
(22:23:52) (Kitan): Possibly followed by some self stimulation (oh snap!)
(22:24:09) Metarie: or preceded by self stimulation
(22:24:23) Metarie: in any case, he should have some uncomfortable dreams. Just because.
(22:24:30) (Kitan): Can do!
(22:24:59) Metarie: night night
(22:25:02) Porter: Metarie logs out of the Chat.

[Demyan]

(20:29:15) Katona: Tov is such a goddamn xon artist

[Wulf]

00:39:59) Wulf: so her left hand could work its way between them, lower, until it touched the rigidity of her blade's handle
(00:40:02) Saruna: either way she'll go for creepy next post
(00:40:05) Wulf coughs
(00:40:16) Saruna: yeah, that was about as obvious as I could make it
(00:40:20) Wulf: Bubbles is going to pop a gasket.

[Metarie]

(22:05:33) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
(22:05:34) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(22:05:34) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:05:34) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(22:05:37) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:05:37) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(22:05:47) Kitan: Uh
(22:05:49) Vanyusha: Hey, I think Jason may be here.
(22:05:58) Kitan: You might be right

[Metarie]

(22:06:10) Metarie: lol
(22:08:56) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:09:14) Kitan: Nope

[Syrathan]

(22:11:33) Porter: Stella logs into the Chat.
(22:11:44) Stella: aw I thoguht kat was here
(22:11:48) Stella: i'm drunk so bye
(22:11:49) Porter: Stella logs out of the Chat.

[KoriStronghammer]

(02:14:28) Talia Idris: tis so quiet
(02:14:36) (Kori): yup
(02:14:45) (Kori): twas the night before finals
(02:14:49) (Kori): and all through the chat
(02:14:54) (Kori): not a creature was typing
(02:15:03) (Kori): not even the missing Kat

[Sertor Potens]

(12:09:54) Frug: If I cosplay an inuit I have to nose-kiss everyone