This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Diego]

(11:37:23) Saruna: oh, oh my
(11:37:32) Saruna: I want special fluids too!

[Saruna]

(18:34:37) Diego: In praise unto thee I shall sacrifice an entire species
(18:38:39) Diego: No, I changed my mind. FUCK YOU IN THE EAR WITH A CHAINSAW

[Three]

(03:26:04) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.
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(03:31:09) Porter: Katona has been logged out (Timeout).

[Metarie]

(08:55:51) Metarie: So. I have found THE PERFECT site for Kat's art "research"
(08:56:02) Katona: Ohhh??
(08:56:02) Metarie: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(08:56:05) Metarie: http://www.andrewchristian.com/
(08:56:12) Metarie: It's so... wow.
(08:56:36) Katona: Oh wow.
(08:56:40) Metarie: Nearest thing to male strip clubs without actually seeing naked male bits.

[Kitan]

(19:57:58) (semi-afk Ree): no no no ... see, it's like this: normal, credible sciencey preparation and then MAGIC HAPPENS and voila something explodes

[Kitan]

(20:10:38) Metarie: speaking of which, did you see the site I found for you
(20:10:56) Saruna: I'm resisting with mighty determination
(20:11:05) Saruna: I didn't actually click the link, you so silly
(20:11:08) Metarie: loooooook at it
(20:11:10) Metarie: loooooook
(20:11:40) Metarie: especially the twerking video... in underpants... with lift technology... *Hypnoeyes*
(20:11:53) Saruna: I'm doing something like this right now :|
(20:12:07) Saruna: GET VIDEO UPDATESBe the first to watch!
(20:12:07) Metarie: :D
(20:12:18) Saruna: that guy looks like mega douche mcasswipepants
(20:12:28) Metarie: :D
(20:12:51) Saruna: wTF HE'S WEARING UNDERPANTS MADE TO GO OVER HIS HEAD
(20:13:00) Metarie: :D
(20:13:02) Saruna: how is that sexy it looks like he shat himself
(20:13:08) Metarie: :D
(20:13:09) Saruna: oh my god my eyes whyyy
(20:13:16) Metarie: :D
(20:13:27) Metarie: >:D

[Metarie]

[Diego]

(17:30:57) Saruna: frug, when it grows back
(17:31:02) Saruna: you have to braid them
(17:31:13) Frug: I refuse
(17:31:19) Saruna: zina
(17:31:24) Frug: my fingers are not nimble enough
(17:31:25) Saruna: zina, when frug's chest hair grows back
(17:31:31) Frug: i'm not getting her so that you can tell her to do that

[Jerial]

(04:35:29) Saruna: your vagina is too high!

EDIT: had to.



EDIT2: aaand caption isn't centered. Oh well, deal with it

[Darrik]

Not quite a chat quote, but:

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STATISTICS
Total posts 28990 • Total topics 2062 • Total members 666• Our newest member Varus

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(08:29) Saruna: I want to ruin the 666 >: D

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I sense murderous intent >.>

[Darrik]

Reasons why I learned self defense, #37:
The ancient art of debating, learned from my mother, and she from her mother, and so down through the generations to antiquity.

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(14:31:03) Porter: Frug is back.
(14:31:03) Frug:
(14:31:50) (Semi-AFK Darrik): I dunno, I kind of like him
(14:32:01) (Semi-AFK Darrik): He is rocking a stylish moustache and tophat
(14:32:12) (Semi-AFK Darrik): I think he's a post who KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS IN LIFE
(14:33:32) (Semi-AFK Darrik): He's a post with gumption, with a clear sense of purpose and the determination to stand by his convictions
(14:33:39) (Semi-AFK Darrik): He is WELL GROUNDED.
(14:36:09) Saruna: he is also angry.
(14:37:32) (Semi-AFK Darrik): That's not anger. That's the Clint Eastwood 'Don't mess with me' squint
(14:37:51) Katona:
(14:38:02) (Semi-AFK Darrik): He's got a gun in his pocket and he ain't happy to see anyone messing with his business
(14:38:23) Saruna: man clint doesn't look like that!
(14:38:57) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Rewatch Gran Torino, and imagine a moustache and tophat on Clint.
I BEG TO DIFFER.
(14:39:35) (Semi-AFK Darrik): As to what I have been doing: I have been DEFENDING THE INTEGRITY of an AWESOME POST =D
(14:39:48) Saruna: I think you are ruining his rugged manliness with your depiction of tophat and moustache!
(14:43:18) (Semi-AFK Darrik): I think you are falsely interpreting an apt comparison in favour of the Awesome Post with some kind of attack on Clint, which is evidently fallacious given the context of my statements
(14:43:36) Saruna: I don't even know what I'm interpreting any more
(14:43:44) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Also evident =D
(14:44:09) Saruna: I CAN, HOWEVER, STILL TELL YOU TO STFU WITH CONVICTION!
(14:44:18) Saruna: there lay bare my capabilities.
(14:45:44) (Semi-AFK Darrik): You can. But you are asking me to STFU on the topic of highlighting why the post is awesome, which is dangerous ground to tread, for in doing so you are actively oppressing its rights to be accounted for as Awesome instead of being shamefully profiled as 'Bad' due to his choice in facial hair and headwear =D
(14:46:24) Saruna: I think you're disregarding his eyebrows on purpose.
(14:46:25) (Semi-AFK Darrik): And therein lies the slippery slope to extreme prejudice, my friend
(14:46:36) (Semi-AFK Darrik): His eyebrows convey an emotion without context
(14:47:03) Saruna: Then you cannot claim him to be awesome and not bad at the same time!
(14:47:11) (Semi-AFK Darrik): We do not know what has instigated the emotion. Right now that post is standing between bandits and his family, and he WILL NOT BUDGE
(14:47:43) (Semi-AFK Darrik): But those who immediately labelled him as BAD are guilty of prejudice, profiling him in a negative light without investigating the context of the picture
(14:47:46) Saruna: you made that up
(14:47:55) (Semi-AFK Darrik): I did, to illustrate a valid point
(14:48:18) Saruna: your point is as valid as mine
(14:48:48) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Then you agree with me that labelling the Post as Bad without context is not a good thing?
(14:49:31) Saruna: I think I messed up
(14:49:50) (Semi-AFK Darrik): =D
(14:50:17) Saruna: I think I should go to sleep before I dissolve into further bouts of random tiredness >>
(14:50:21) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Thank you for this debate. I'm glad we have cleared the Post from its negative labelling, freeing it to be judged on its merits and not its outward appearance
(14:50:29) Saruna: ohhhh fuck off
(14:50:36) (Semi-AFK Darrik): Muahaha
(14:50:42) (Semi-AFK Darrik): =^_^=

[Saruna]

I hate you so bad.

[Talia Idris]

KAT HAS AN ADMIRER!

(23:07:16) Porter: Cygnus logs into the Chat.
(23:07:20) Cygnus: DONE!!!!!
(23:07:29) Saruna: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII THEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(23:08:37) Cygnus: HEYYYYYYY SARUNAAAAAA!
(23:09:22) (woof): eeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(23:09:31) Cygnus: I forgot to tell you i find that name to be very exotic. Just the name itself makes you more attractive to me.
(23:09:47) Cygnus:
(23:10:44) (Woolf): saruna you're fucking hot
(23:10:50) (woof): so hawrt
(23:10:52) (Woolf): let's cyber
(23:10:58) Niabi: No, she's mine!
(23:11:04) (woof): mine mine
(23:11:07) (Woolf): JELLO FIGHT
(23:11:10) Niabi: I already claimed her
(23:11:18) (Woolf): NO
(23:11:22) Saruna: now now ladies
(23:11:25) Saruna: there's room for all of us
(23:11:27) Talia Idris: I think there should be enough of her to go around
(23:11:29) Niabi: yes!
(23:11:35) (woof): NO ROOM
(23:11:40) (woof): THUNDERDOME FIGHT FOR YOUR HAND
(23:11:45) (Woolf): UGH MORE
(23:11:46) (woof): TWO MEN ENTER< ONE MAN LEAVES
(23:11:48) (Woolf): ALMOST FULL
(23:12:00) (Woolf): THROUGH THE WALL
(23:12:02) Saruna: through the wall, baby
(23:12:04) Cygnus: hahahaha, i think you're going to have get ready to fight for her. Cause now i'm interested.
(23:12:07) (woof): to the window, to the wall
(23:12:17) Niabi: 9 times a day
(23:12:27) (Woolf): VULVA
(23:12:30) Porter: Shade logs into the Chat.
(23:12:30) (woof): all day eeryday
(23:12:51) (Woolf): both hands on the keyboard
(23:13:05) Cygnus: typing all day
(23:13:15) Niabi: haha
(23:13:32) Saruna: just as long as you can eat a castle in a single bite
(23:14:06) (Woolf): balloon silk panties
(23:14:46) Saruna: just as long as you're wearin' 'em, baby
(23:15:29) (Woolf): MAGIC orgasm
(23:15:37) (woof): magic magic
(23:15:43) Cygnus: wow, this just turned....sexual 8o
(23:16:03) Saruna: ALL NIGHT LONG
(23:16:44) Cygnus: Alright, i'll get the whip, someone bring the gag B)
(23:17:53) Shade: Old lady saggy ass
(23:18:07) Talia Idris: yah....you like those don't you
(23:18:13) Saruna: don't ack like y'don't want this
(23:18:32) (woof): awwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh
(23:23:16) Katona: Cygnus, we're giving away vibrators, interested?
(23:23:32) Porter: Cygnus has been logged out (Timeout).

[Jerial]

I dunno why this cracked me up.

(10:08:10) Katona: k I need to goddamn sleep.

[The Raven Basilards]

My fantastic discovery of the fact that chat translates "octopus"

(09:15:34) The Raven_Basilard: Oh oh oh and the giant demon with the lava cute and intelligent animal that should not be eaten controlling it
(09:15:44) The Raven_Basilard: What the fuck