Thar Shaddin

Ah, context.

(00:03:06) Saruna: why do you insult me
(00:03:08) Saruna: fuck you
(00:03:09) Saruna: fuck off
(00:03:15) Saruna: I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER r fcace
(00:03:16) Darrik: Katona and I are Australian. We insult to show our love
(00:03:34) Saruna: FUCK YOU
(00:03:39) Saruna: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
(00:03:54) Gia Rilan: lawl
(00:03:56) Frug: heheheh

(17:07:42) Metarie: You know what I want to know? Where the FRUG is my FRUGGING post?

(14:04:47) Sertor Potens: http://wysinger.homestead.com/pu​nt.html
(14:06:29) Sertor Potens: History, you can get no better than this:
"The Pun people founded the island fortress of Ha-fun"
(14:06:47) Saruna: oh god

(20:53:48) Shivster: 10" is the average length of a troll dongue
(20:54:03) Sertor Potens: Hey, that's actually manageable
(20:54:04) Kitan: Hurgleblergle let me find my mic
(20:54:24) Sertor Potens: Okay, now we are talking girth
(20:54:36) Sertor Potens: Genitalia circumferences for a troll
(20:54:48) Sertor Potens: TO SCIENCE
(20:55:23) Talia Idris: I dunno if it would work on my iPad and I would jut be snickering and drinking
(20:55:47) Sertor Potens: Can't talk. I AM RESEARCHING GIRTH SIZE

Trolling for science!

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(16:35:25) Sertor Potens: Google Highlights: discussing the biomechanics of troll sex.
(16:35:37) Frug: oh my
(16:35:46) Talia Idris: 8o
(16:35:58) Talia Idris: whatever does it for you I suppose
(16:36:39) Sertor Potens: TROLL CENTAUR HYBRID
(16:36:52) Sertor Potens: I sense another new character coming along
(16:39:30) Sertor Potens: I WILL NOT BE CENSORED
(16:39:46) Sertor Potens: Luckily, Corey to the rescue =D
(16:40:16) Sertor Potens: http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/v​iewtopi ... 371#p38550
(16:43:36) Sertor Potens: Corey is on fire today with the cool ideas: a separate race of fungoid trolls/troll-like creatures
(16:43:56) Sertor Potens: Reproduce by spores
(16:46:18) Shivster: And the fungus that grows on their shouders/bodies are considered a delicacy.
(16:47:01) Sertor Potens: And infected spore babies, where other species' offspring are mutated by invasive fungal troll DNA
(16:48:54) Metarie: a magical delicacy
(16:49:46) Talia Idris: You want to eat the mutated fungi toll babies?
(16:50:51) Sertor Potens: Frug, that is a fantastic answer
(16:51:37) Porter: Kitan logs into the Chat.
(16:51:55) Saruna: hey kit
(16:52:03) Kitan: heya all
(16:52:12) Talia Idris: Hiya
(16:52:15) Shivster: Someone help us figure out body height to dongue ratios
(16:52:25) Sertor Potens: FOR SCIENCE
(16:52:26) Saruna: ^
(16:52:29) Saruna: seriously man
(16:52:30) Sertor Potens: FOR TROLL SCIENCE
(16:52:31) Saruna: we need help
(16:52:33) Metarie: FOR SCIENCE!
(16:52:44) Kitan: Wait what
(16:53:04) Sertor Potens: Kit: http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/v​iewtopi ... 371#p38551
(16:53:14) Sertor Potens: We are on Google, discussing Troll biology
(16:53:33) Kitan: Oh
(16:53:43) Saruna: if anyone wants in
(16:53:46) Sertor Potens: And there are questions which NEED ANSWERS. And Frug has helped us
(16:53:46) Saruna: juuuust lemme know
(16:53:48) Shivster: 10" is the average length of a troll dongue
(16:54:03) Sertor Potens: Hey, that's actually manageable
(16:54:04) Kitan: Hurgleblergle let me find my mic
(16:54:24) Sertor Potens: Okay, now we are talking girth
(16:54:36) Sertor Potens: Genitalia circumferences for a troll
(16:54:48) Sertor Potens: TO SCIENCE
(16:55:23) Talia Idris: I dunno if it would work on my iPad and I would jut be snickering and drinking
(16:55:47) Sertor Potens: Can't talk. I AM RESEARCHING GIRTH SIZE
(16:56:14) Talia Idris: .......
(16:56:30) Sertor Potens: This is vital for Troll Ecology
(16:56:42) Talia Idris: You are making it hard to keep my thoughts to myself
(16:56:43) Saruna: we must ensure troll halfbreed legitimacy!
(16:56:54) Saruna: invite sent to kitto
(16:56:54) Shivster: 7" length with an 1.5" girth is small for a troll, 10" length with a 2" is average, 17" length with a 4" girth is the biggest troll package.
(16:57:58) Kitan: mic found, incoming
(16:58:19) Talia Idris: That what she said
(16:58:47) Kitan: wait wha...
(16:59:00) Sertor Potens: Vote: Y/N
Prehensile Troll Genitalia?
(16:59:15) Talia Idris: Maybe
(16:59:18) Kitan: Oh there we go
(16:59:27) Talia Idris: half and half!
(17:02:11) Sertor Potens: Concept: Troll society similar to Bonobo monkeys (Thanks Ree)
(17:04:41) Sertor Potens: Google chat consensus: prehensile genitalia, with heavy lubrication from the male, as a counterbalance to the female's limited inner lubrication.
(17:04:51) Sertor Potens: Guys, you are missing out on SO MUCH SCIENCE here
(17:05:18) Metarie: lubrication glands are stored in the foreskin
(17:05:30) Talia Idris: Delightful

When Pal Tahrenorians drink...

Speaking of length and girth, when's my next Aurelio post?

Strangely enough, I completely missed this discussion of troll genitalia and yet Craig and I had the same conversation the other day. I believe our conclusion was 10-12 inches length-wise and we were comparing girth to beer bottles.

(22:31:55) Three: there were like 10 people in my 6th grade class. there were like 60 total K-8
(22:32:19) Three: my dad didn't let me play Yu Gi Oh as a kid, thought it would make me into a possessed little school shooter
(22:32:30) Three: didn't let me play Spyro because dragons were bad guys and not good guys
(22:33:07) Katona: That's how you end up with 11 year olds fucking in closets.

Gyah, I spend too much time on Reddit. I was looking for the upvote button.

3am is the best am.
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(03:24:24) Porter: Frug logs into the Chat.
(03:24:28) Saruna: whoa
(03:24:30) Saruna: what is this
(03:24:32) Saruna: the end of the world?
(03:24:49) Diego: The Prince Hath Returned
(03:24:56) Diego: EYROPA IS SAVED
(03:26:11) Frug: Oh you think I'm here to save you from destruction
(03:26:20) Saruna: no, you're the first sign
(03:26:33) Frug: Or the first cause
(03:26:44) Saruna: I'll take a little of each
(03:27:18) Diego: I'm sorry, but the blue cloak and fancy sword say 'Saviour of everything, because everything has hawt women in it'
http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/v​iewtopi ... =19&t=2301
(03:38:19) Frug: I'm sorry, I'm busy banning you all
(03:38:44) Saruna: frug? busy?

(07:43:50) Diego: Was it the baby eating? I hear some people don't like the baby eating. Babies, mostly. Crybabies. Cry-then-sudden-silence-babies. Yeah. Them.

Colors got game.


(21:58:10) Gia Rilan: they're special
(21:59:01) Marcella Guiate: to me
(21:59:09) Marcella Guiate: you're special

(15:30:41) Wulf: People have criticised my Aussie puns, but ah'm no Cairns, so am'h no.
(15:30:54) Sertor Potens: They once made a musical about the barrier reef. The coral section was the best part of it.
(15:31:00) Gia Rilan: Cairn terrier!
(15:31:04) Gia Rilan: woof woof bark yap
(15:31:09) Gia Rilan: fetch ball dig dig eat a rat
(15:31:19) Wulf: I ate a blue meringue, and it keeps coming back on me.
(15:31:27) Saruna: chat has been crazy before but this is a new low.
(15:31:33) Saruna: good fucking show.

(23:58:06) Gia Rilan: rude
(00:06:45) (AFK Sertor): I'll stop being rude if you help me nag Jase into a Jeeko post =D
(00:06:50) (AFK Sertor): Jaaaaase
(00:06:55) (AFK Sertor): Jaaaaaaaaaaase
(00:06:58) Gia Rilan: Jasooooon
(00:07:00) (AFK Sertor): Jeeko post!
(00:07:06) Gia Rilan: Jasssssoooooooonnnnn
(00:07:09) (AFK Sertor): JEEEKOOOOO POOOOOST
(00:07:10) Gia Rilan: do the thiiiiing
(00:07:14) Gia Rilan: doooooo itttt
(00:07:24) (AFK Sertor): Leviathan NEEDS YOU
(00:07:24) Gia Rilan: listen to Jamessss
(00:07:33) Gia Rilan: you are the only hope!
(00:07:41) (AFK Sertor): LEVIATHAN needs you
(00:07:55) Porter: JASON DO THE POST
(00:08:49) Katona: Coincidentally, something just came up. Gotta go!
(00:08:51) Porter: Katona logs out of the Chat.