This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Talia Idris]

(09:23:27) Saruna: I'll approve him if he puts in a pot belly and refers to it jiggling in every post
(09:23:42) Katona: Haha.
(09:23:47) Saruna: if he ever skips a post then he's banned.
(09:23:55) Katona: I'll let him know if he ever hops into chat
(09:24:24) Saruna: but I mean, it has to be a good pot belly
(09:24:30) Saruna: if it's just a little pudge that doesn't count
(09:24:38) Saruna: it needs to be round and stick out at least six inches
(09:24:49) Saruna: you know, so he can't see his dick when he gets hard
(09:25:00) Saruna: or rather, he has to sort of awkwardly shuffle things around

[Saruna]

(11:50:47) (tov): we're connoisseurs of awful, here

[Saguzar]

(10:03:27) Saruna: yeah yeah, just do the kitty face and get it over with
(10:03:36) Saguzar: =^_^=
(10:04:09) Saguzar: I feel like Stockholm syndrome is finally catching on here
(10:04:09) Saruna: ugh.
(10:04:17) Saruna: oh fuck off
(10:04:36) Saguzar: =^_^=
(10:06:06) Saruna: hnnn

[Saguzar]

(17:17:55) Katona: You can also do what I do. Murder families and take their stuff.
(17:18:06) (Lokk): <.<;

[Saruna]

(09:03:33) Soneya: gremlins are loveable creatures
(09:04:36) Brokk: that tear apart planes in flight and doom pilots to an early death, yeah
(09:04:58) (semiafk_Saruna): it's how they show their love <3
(09:05:25) Soneya: exactly
(09:05:30) Marcella_Guiate: I like my love in other ways
(09:05:31) Soneya: you just don't know how to appreciate it
(09:06:32) Brokk: I appreciate not falling to earth in a decomposing fireball more, thank you.
(09:06:52) Soneya: you're lame
(09:07:14) (semiafk_Saruna): clearly we need to show you the world.
(09:07:42) Marcella_Guiate: shining and shimmering splendor?
(09:08:12) (semiafk_Saruna):
(09:08:45) Brokk: I'd prefer to see it approaching at something other than terminal velocity.

[Saruna]

(19:55:26) Wulf: okay Kat, I probably won't reply til tomorrow cause uh
(19:55:38) Wulf: It's going to be really bad on this reply and all that and I have to prepare.
(19:58:11) Wulf: yea. I don't know how vague I'm going to go with this because he's going to do bad things to her?
(19:59:37) Saruna: you're not going to make me uncomfortable
(19:59:45) Saruna: so write within your comfort zone
(19:59:55) Farius_Masello: nonono you're not going to make Kat uncomfortable


>; D

all will be corrupted in time.

[Gil Agathos]

(18:25:50) Katona: Why is her surname Streetborn?
(18:26:28) Saruna: because she doesn't have a real last name
(18:26:35) Saruna: I'm using it as a sort of 'this child is a bastard' thing
(18:26:56) Gil_Agathos: Because 'Gutterborn' seemed a little too low class for her tastes, and nobody would believe 'Palaceborn'
(18:27:18) Saruna: when she's older and proficient in a Real Job, she'll take on her job title as a surname
(18:27:29) Saruna: I thought about using gutterborn
(18:27:38) Saruna: >>
(18:27:43) Katona: Oh okay.
(18:27:51) Saruna: actually the other character I'm basing this off of had a last name as 'gutterborn'
(18:27:56) Gil_Agathos: Und zen ve can call upon Zi Courier for zi mail
(18:28:03) Saruna: ...
(18:28:04) Saruna: I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER.
(18:28:07) Saruna: jadlfkjskfjs
(18:28:09) Saruna: FUCK EVERYTHING

[Gil Agathos]

(19:19:11) Saruna: I think it's a noun
(19:19:12) Saruna: god
(19:19:14) Saruna: it's right there
(19:19:18) Saruna: I CAN SEE ITS SHAPE
(19:21:01) Saruna: ... fuck it I'll skip it
(19:21:04) Saruna: maybe I'll remember it later
(19:21:30) Gil_Agathos: What's the context? I'll ponder it as well
(19:21:49) Saruna: Zi was, at that point in time, malleable. Though she was rough, she had the basics of a courier. She had speed, excellent reflexes, ability to climb, and was unafraid of using a dagger when needed, though she was untrained in its use and unused to any sort of diligence or [FUCKWHATISTHERIGHTWORDFUCK].
(19:22:07) Gil_Agathos: perseverance?
(19:22:19) Saruna: close
(19:22:40) Gil_Agathos: discipline
(19:22:43) Farius_Masello: discipline
(19:22:46) Farius_Masello: oh yep that one
(19:22:48) Saruna: YES
(19:22:49) Farius_Masello: lol
(19:22:49) Saruna: YES
(19:22:52) Saruna: YESSSSS

[Gil Agathos]

(10:48:44) Porter: Frug logs into the Chat.
(10:48:55) Katona: Hello.
(10:48:59) Porter: Where the hell have you been
(10:49:04) Frug: yo
(10:49:07) Frug: uhh
(10:49:20) Frug: on vacation?
(10:49:32) Porter: I had to break Sheldon earlier. Where were you for that, eh?
(10:49:46) Frug: wh uhh, who?
(10:50:01) Porter: Exactly. That's how long you have been gone.
(10:50:32) Frug: I blame Jason
(10:50:35) Porter: I need more player-kill coding. Get on it.
(10:50:52) Frug: what do you mean player-kill coding?
(10:50:58) Porter: Until I can electrify someone through the internet, I am incomplete.
(10:51:11) Frug: You need a complete rewrite, actually
(10:51:21) Frug: You're going 10 years old. Do you realize how old that is?
(10:51:32) Porter: Just keep your filthy sexbot code away from me
(10:51:47) Frug: our sexbot code is at least more modern
(10:52:34) Porter: I do not care if all the whippersnappers with their fancy modern coding call me the methuselah. Give me the power to apply electroshock therapy at will, and all shall bow before me.
(10:53:13) Frug: okay okay, i'll include "electrocute people remotely" as a feature request.
(10:53:39) Porter: Splendid! I am glad to have you back.
(10:54:15) Katona: Uhhh.
(10:54:18) Frug:

[Gia Rilan]

<3

(22:10:18) Katona: Hi Kit.
(22:10:32) Katona: I know you only came in because you thought there were 9 people.
(22:10:41) The_Raven_Basilards: That's not true
(22:10:48) The_Raven_Basilards: I came in because there were eight Tovs
(22:10:57) Katona: Ohhh. (;
(22:11:21) The_Raven_Basilards: And the more Tovs the world has the better

[Saruna]

(14:39:49) Porter: The_Raven_Basilards logs into the Chat.
(14:39:50) Stella: fuck you
(14:39:55) Darrik: =D
(14:39:56) The_Raven_Basilards: D:
(14:40:00) The_Raven_Basilards: Whyyyyyy

[Metarie]

(20:24:31) Metarie: I like watching things on ted.com
(20:27:12) Porter:
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In-character RPing is usually done in other rooms.
Remember, chat RP is not canon and is just for fun.
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(20:27:06) Saruna: and she warned us if we didn't improve she would take that away and we would have to use a honey bucket
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(20:27:06) Metarie: http://www.ted.com/talks/keith_b​arry_does_brain_magic
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In-character RPing is usually done in other rooms.
Remember, chat RP is not canon and is just for fun.
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(20:28:52) Metarie: apparently Porter doesn't like ted.com

[Darrik]

(07:30:54) Darrik: Eat the neighbours
(07:31:12) Saruna: now I'm getting hungry
(07:32:07) Darrik: hehehehe
(07:33:33) Saruna: I'm making delicious shrimp salad for lunc though, with coworkers
(07:34:00) Darrik: You monster!

[Farius Masello]

(00:02:08) Farius_Masello: http://i.imgur.com/do9xBKs.gif you're welcome
(00:02:27) Kitan: What is this
(00:02:58) Kitan: And why should I be thanking you for it 8o
(00:03:24) Farius_Masello: it's a work of art
(00:03:26) Farius_Masello: and you're welcome
(00:03:36) Kitan: Oh, of course, how silly of me
(00:04:02) Farius_Masello: look at that man aggressively kicking that ficus
(00:04:13) Kitan: I see it
(00:04:18) Farius_Masello: feel his rage, his nebulous regret for the love he shared with Jerrica
(00:04:36) Farius_Masello: coupled with Jerrica's utter chagrin at the loss of the uprightness of her ficus
(00:04:53) Kitan: I don't feel it
(00:05:09) Farius_Masello: are you feeling it now, Mr. Kit?
(00:05:26) Kitan: No
(00:05:35) Farius_Masello: are you feeling it now, Mr. Kit?
(00:05:49) Kitan: No
(00:05:57) Farius_Masello: art thou feeling it now, M. Kit?
(00:06:30) Kitan: Nay, thou rogue!
(00:06:41) Farius_Masello: Alright, whatever. The intricacies of the heinous crimes against the ficus and against Jerrica are obviously lost on you
(00:06:53) Farius_Masello: are you feeling it now, James?
(00:07:50) Farius_Masello: I'm done. I'm alone in the world.

[Darrik]

(17:33:14) Darrik: I find it hard to ficus now Matt =p
(17:33:46) Farius_Masello: oh, don't look for puns here, you're barking up the wrong tree
(17:34:01) Darrik: But I'd pine away without them