This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Saruna]

(19:17:42) Frug: I HAVE THIS AFTERTASTE OF URINE IN MY MOUTH

[Sofi and Anya]

I'm putting this here as a testament to the death of humor. RIP in peace 1975-2014
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(17:28:25) Azuel_Vyaduka: As an aside, what do you suppose is the maximum lift capacity of a flying raven
(17:28:32) Azuel_Vyaduka: I should figure this out
(17:28:35) (Matariste): But yesterday, two guys playing a guitar sung so beautifully, and a little girl joined in singing Let It Go. It put me to sleep.
(17:28:36) Saruna: yes, we can keep him. he needs encouragement to finish his app, though
(17:28:40) (Matariste): Train rides are fun here.
(17:28:43) Saruna: awww, bad monday for kit
(17:28:56) Sofi_and_Anya: That depends. Is it an African raven or a European raven?
(17:28:59) Saruna: yeah kit, do your hoodoo math thing
(17:29:08) Azuel_Vyaduka: Because Ree just had Quenta lift the basilard and I am pretty sure that is super impossible
(17:29:21) Saruna: hummm
(17:29:26) Saruna: how heavy is the basilard?
(17:29:38) Azuel_Vyaduka: I dunno, how heavy is a block of iron
(17:29:53) Saruna: I DON'T KNOW .... if it's a few pounds it should be fine
(17:30:01) Saruna: the ravens up here are just a bit smaller than eagles
(17:30:06) Saruna: and they can pick up fish
(17:30:12) Saruna: and the fish tend to be around 10 pounds
(17:30:13) Azuel_Vyaduka: Hmmmm
(17:30:14) (Matariste): Yeah, if it's an Alaskan Raven
(17:30:25) (Matariste): Thing can take off with a young man.
(17:30:55) (Matariste): And Kat. Do you know what a 10 pound fish looks like?
(17:31:02) Sofi_and_Anya: It could grip it by the husk!
(17:31:21) Sofi_and_Anya: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound basilard.
(17:31:35) Saruna: according to this one thing, their basilard is 1 pound
(17:31:39) (Matariste): Correction, it can.
(17:31:49) (Matariste): How much do you think an eagle weighs?
(17:32:01) Saruna: . . .I've pulled in a 14 pound salmon, dagnabbit!
(17:32:10) (Matariste): Now go youtube a golden falcon ripping a goat off the side of the mountain.
(17:32:13) Sofi_and_Anya: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a raven needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
(17:32:29) Azuel_Vyaduka: The R basilard is larger than the average basilard anyways
(17:32:38) Saruna: jpw ;pmg os ot
(17:32:42) Saruna: how long is it
(17:32:46) Azuel_Vyaduka: Actually I might have specified its weight
(17:32:48) Azuel_Vyaduka: Lemme check
(17:33:03) Azuel_Vyaduka: "Weight: 10.75 ounces"
(17:33:06) Saruna: I'm just sayin', most bladed weapons aren't as heavy as people make them out to be
(17:33:08) Saruna: oh
(17:33:14) Saruna: that's hardly anything
(17:33:17) Azuel_Vyaduka: Ayeup
(17:33:17) Sofi_and_Anya: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU RESPONDING TO MY MONTY PYTHON
(17:33:24) Sofi_and_Anya: WHAT IS THIS NECROMANTIC MAGIC

[Niabi]

You gotta love how frug walks in on chat, has no idea what we are talking about and yet continues to add to the conversation.


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(09:12:24) Farius_Masello: where is Wall Crumblings going? Industrial? idek
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(09:13:05) Frug: yeao
(09:13:21) Katona: Just stick it in anything.
(09:13:40) Frug: that could hurt
(09:13:54) Farius_Masello: yeah I was thinking there are a lot of problems with that
(09:13:57) Katona: Just jam it right in there.
(09:14:28) Frug: that really sounds like a bad idea
(09:14:54) Niabi: it would be in industrial
(09:16:02) Frug: so lots of cold metal and sharp gears are a possibility?
(09:16:11) Niabi: yes
(09:16:43) Frug: No thanks. At least do it somewhere near downtown.
(09:16:56) Niabi: no
(09:17:05) Niabi: construction is not that far along
(09:17:13) Niabi: you said so yourself, frug
(09:17:22) Farius_Masello: i dunnno
(09:17:28) Farius_Masello: Frug finishes early sometimes
(09:17:30) Frug: I'm only thinking about my personal comfort
(09:17:32) Farius_Masello: NOT THAT I KNOW
(09:17:44) Frug: I'm going to kill her
(09:17:56) Katona: Good idea.
(09:18:13) Farius_Masello: do THAT in the industrial district.
(09:19:01) Katona: Just jam it right in there.
(09:19:21) Niabi: with a big explosion at the end
(09:19:30) Frug: through a wall
(09:19:31) Farius_Masello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​RL7lEe36MYs
(09:19:46) Niabi: that's the point, frug
(09:19:59) Niabi: right through the wall
(09:20:01) Farius_Masello: no, the point is jammed right in there
(09:20:15) Frug: I agree

[Saruna]

You heard it here first.

(12:31:21) Azuel_Vyaduka: Sadly, Canada will become the world's next superpower when I kill everybody else except island nations


(12:33:22) Azuel_Vyaduka: I OFFERED YOU POWER CANADA
(12:33:27) Azuel_Vyaduka: WHY WON'T YOU TAKE IT


(canada is not sorry D:<)

[Sertor Potens]

(13:17:21) Porter: Navarre logs into the Chat.
(13:17:26) Navarre: Halloo
(13:17:52) Sertor_Potens: Nav!
(13:17:56) Wulf: yo
(13:21:39) Sertor_Potens: Congrats on finishing the assignments and whatnot
(13:21:59) Katona: Oh yeah!!! Congrats!!!!!!1
(13:22:02) Navarre: Many thanks, just glad to finally be finished. x_x
(13:22:39) Sertor_Potens: There there
(13:22:51) Sertor_Potens: On a related topic, we need to talk about your drinking habit
(13:23:22) Navarre: Mmm?
(13:23:37) Sertor_Potens: Yeah. About you and alcohol.
(13:24:14) Navarre: About the fact that I don't really drink? XD
(13:24:29) Sertor_Potens: Yes. Don't you think it is time to start? =p
(13:25:21) Navarre: I've had some occasionally, don't really care for it that much.
(13:26:21) Sertor_Potens: Here is my argument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​wvNFiAVl-b0
(13:27:01) Wulf: And here is mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​dQw4w9WgXcQ
(13:27:24) Navarre: My rebuttal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​N132JqqWhHo
(13:27:35) Sertor_Potens: I ever mention how awesome you are Corey? Because you are
(13:27:50) Sertor_Potens: Nice rebuttal
(13:28:17) Wulf: That is a stunning argument Nav. But: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​KimFmWFbq0g
(13:28:32) Navarre: Alternatively: http://skeletorislove.tumblr.com​/
(13:28:36) Navarre: Self-help Skeletor!
(13:28:58) Sertor_Potens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​lhjk5x54bsE
(13:29:06) Sertor_Potens: Time to remember our priorities
(13:29:09) Wulf: YES
(13:29:13) Wulf: I love that song/video.
(13:30:23) Navarre: And of course: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​P0Vz-lIG1D0
(13:33:30) Wulf: But, with this, you will see we are in the right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​XcuN5DNAEfw
(13:35:02) Sertor_Potens: But, in the end, I think this is the most compelling argument: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​OLmReBdRWt0

[Sertor Potens]

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(13:59:07) Azuel_Vyaduka: Noooooo Jason
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(13:59:41) Azuel_Vyaduka: My goodness
(13:59:51) Wulf: For some reason the pokemon theme is stuck in my head.
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(13:59:52) Navarre: Make up your mind, Jason! Tsk tsk.
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(13:59:58) Sertor_Potens: Jaysus tapdancing christ
(13:59:59) Azuel_Vyaduka: I think this is a new record

[Katona]

(00:42:50) Gia_Rilan: and everything smells so good up there

[Gil Agathos]

(14:40:33) Trick: lame
(14:40:52) Gil_Agathos: lol
(14:42:27) Wulf: you're lame
(14:42:33) Trick: no
(14:42:35) Trick: am not
(14:42:39) Trick: am perfectly moblie
(14:43:10) Gil_Agathos: OMG TOV PUNNED
(14:43:13) Gil_Agathos: I AM SO PROUD
(14:43:16) Wulf: did you just try to pun at me
(14:43:19) Gil_Agathos: <3
(14:43:20) Trick: NO
(14:43:23) Trick: NOT INTENTIONAL
(14:43:26) Trick: NO LOVE
(14:43:27) Gil_Agathos: TOV PUNNED
(14:43:28) Trick: STOP IT
(14:43:35) Gil_Agathos: TOV HAS JOINED OUR RANKS
(14:43:44) Wulf: THAT WAS AN INTENTIONAL PUN
(14:43:49) Wulf: CHAT QUITE IT BEFORE SHE DELETES IT
(14:43:50) Trick: NO I HAVE NOT
(14:43:53) Trick: NO
(14:43:54) Trick: NO STOP
(14:43:57) Trick: WAIT
(14:43:59) Gil_Agathos: Too late

[Gil Agathos]

(14:46:57) Gil_Agathos: Importered puns are nice too
(14:47:12) Wulf: because if the weight of a man and a hobbit can change the lean of a several foot high stone chunk, it can't be anything stout.
(14:47:20) Trick: no stop
(14:47:52) Wulf: Puns are what ale me.
(14:48:04) Trick: SOPT
(14:48:06) Trick: fuck
(14:48:07) Trick: STOP
(14:48:15) Gil_Agathos: Hop to it Tov, make another pun
(14:48:23) Gil_Agathos: We have barley (which is similar to, but more common than wheat in the Marnian diet, and is used as a primary ingredient in their often unleavened bread) started
(14:48:30) Gil_Agathos: LOL
(14:48:35) Wulf: The last one barley (which is similar to, but more common than wheat in the Marnian diet, and is used as a primary ingredient in their often unleavened bread) counted
(14:48:40) Gil_Agathos: LMAO
(14:48:47) Wulf: son of a bitch jaes beat me to it

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(14:49:08) Wulf: It's not our malt your made a pun
(14:49:41) Trick: SOTP
(14:49:45) Trick: RIGHT NOW
(14:50:02) Gil_Agathos: It's a take no pilsner kind of situation
(14:50:10) Trick: SON OF MAN A MAN IN TIME YOU'LL BE
(14:50:22) Trick: I'M GONNA DROWN YOU BUTTS OUT WITH DISNEY SONGS
(14:50:38) Wulf: I have a mead for other types of puns
(14:50:38) Trick: LIFT YOUR SPIRIT SET IT FREE
(14:50:49) Trick: SOMEDAY YOU'LL WALK TALL WITH PRIDE
(14:50:53) Gil_Agathos: SHE PUNNED AGAIN

[Gil Agathos]

Muahahahaahaaaa!!!!!

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(11:18:18) Trick: screw it, I'm having my drink now, slushy or not
(11:18:59) Trick: aha! The threat much have done the trick - it is now halfway slushy!
(11:22:39) Gil_Agathos: Oh dear
(11:22:52) Trick: oh dear what?
(11:23:09) (Semi-afk_Kit): I wish i could power nap
(11:23:41) (Semi-afk_Kit): Also "done the trick"
(11:23:44) (Semi-afk_Kit): Really tov
(11:23:52) Trick: god dammit
(11:24:03) (Semi-afk_Kit): Now you know my pain with Tell
(11:24:06) Trick: you pun whores are rubbing off on me

[Gil Agathos]

Now Tov is LAUGHING at puns, not just making them

She is truly one of us now

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(14:29:17) Wulf: So. I would like to welcome the newer members of this chat to what we like to call the greatest game.
(14:29:50) Gil_Agathos: Yes, a game of thrills, chills, and psychological sasspence
(14:29:52) Trick: bahahaha
(14:29:57) Trick: am I helping?
(14:29:57) Trick: no
(14:29:59) (Cody_Cunningham): What kind of game?
(14:30:02) (Cody_Cunningham): I like games.
(14:30:10) Wulf: Basically, you start running now, and we track you down and make fun of you in James' case. Tov sicks her blind dog on you.
(14:30:41) Gil_Agathos: And Corey lifts you with a witty one-liner
(14:30:41) Katona: Deaf dog, lol.
(14:30:41) Jerial: yeah yeah yeah don't Trick us with that again. It's just a Wulf in sheep's clothing...the whole hazing Kit n' kaboodle
(14:30:49) Morgan_The_Black: How old does one hVe to be to be exempt from such a thing?
(14:31:25) Trick: Deaf dog hell
(14:31:36) Trick: I'll track you myself
(14:31:37) Wulf: You are not old enough, young enough, or any other exemption.
(14:31:56) Morgan_The_Black: Frik. o_O
(14:31:57) Trick: bahaha Kin 'n Kaboodle is a good one

[Azuel Vyaduka]

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(21:37:39) Wulf: THE SHIT
(21:37:39) Azuel_Vyaduka: O_o
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(21:37:50) Azuel_Vyaduka: New Record!
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(21:37:55) Wulf: Coming for Jasons record
(21:37:56) Azuel_Vyaduka: You can stop now!
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(21:38:08) Wulf: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
(21:38:13) Azuel_Vyaduka: AHHHHHH
(21:38:46) Azuel_Vyaduka: ...ok

[Gil Agathos]

(11:42:56) Porter: Azuel_Vyaduka logs into the Chat.
(11:43:06) Azuel_Vyaduka: Hnrf
(11:43:06) Niabi: Kit!
(11:43:11) Azuel_Vyaduka: Some sorta car accident on the freeway
(11:43:11) Gil_Agathos: You are too late kit
(11:43:18) Azuel_Vyaduka: Oh noooo
(11:43:20) Gil_Agathos: Meeting is adjourned
(11:43:24) Azuel_Vyaduka: Ok
(11:43:26) Gil_Agathos: Minutes are tabled
(11:43:28) Gil_Agathos: http://www.tharshaddin.com/rp/po​sting. ... f=1&t=3229
(11:43:37) Gil_Agathos: Enjoy the vampire sex
(11:44:14) Niabi: but no STDs
(11:44:23) Azuel_Vyaduka: How does an undead get an STD anyways
(11:44:32) Azuel_Vyaduka: That doesn't make sense
(11:44:36) Niabi: and the staff will match you up in pairs
(11:44:38) Gil_Agathos: Magic
(11:44:40) Azuel_Vyaduka: Proof that you guys are enhancing the setting
(11:44:46) Azuel_Vyaduka: Ohhhhh
(11:45:02) Niabi: who said it was the vampire getting the STD and not giving?
(11:45:08) Azuel_Vyaduka: Ok, who are you going to match the basilard with?
(11:45:19) Azuel_Vyaduka: All three of them
(11:45:22) Gil_Agathos: Joe's skull
(11:45:52) Gil_Agathos: Also, we are looking forward to the Kit/Bela slash scene
(11:46:21) Azuel_Vyaduka: What
(11:46:27) Azuel_Vyaduka: Sick and wrong
(11:46:34) Azuel_Vyaduka: No no no no no no
(11:46:36) Gil_Agathos: Yeah, we already paired Kit and Bela
(11:46:36) Niabi: all matches will be randomly selected and we will take no personalities/histories or other relationships into consideration
(11:46:45) Azuel_Vyaduka: Kit can't have that happen to him
(11:46:47) Gil_Agathos: Don't worry, you cannot get STDs
(11:46:52) Azuel_Vyaduka: Oh
(11:46:55) Azuel_Vyaduka: Well that's ok then
(11:47:03) Gil_Agathos: Yeah, we rolled dice
(11:47:10) Gil_Agathos: And it matched Bela and Kit
(11:47:22) Gil_Agathos: We were like 'Well, that happened'
(11:47:30) Azuel_Vyaduka: The all knowing dice are truly the greatest matchmakers in history
(11:47:31) Gil_Agathos: Good luck!
(11:47:45) Niabi: exactly

[Metarie]

>.>

<.<

Matchmaking sounds like fun.

[Jerial]

(00:44:53) Kitan: I should be getting to sleep anyways
(00:45:07) Kitan: Gotta rest for finals
(00:45:10) Wulf: STAY UP
(00:45:12) Wulf: FUCK FINALS
(00:45:15) Wulf: DRINK RED BULL
(00:45:20) Wulf: HUMP YOUR TEACHERS DESK
(00:45:25) Wulf: MOVE TO THAILAND
(00:45:26) Kitan: No see that sounds like a distinctly terrible idea
(00:45:28) Wulf: BE A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE
(00:45:40) Kitan: Goodnight!
(00:45:43) Porter: Kitan logs out of the Chat.
(00:46:07) Wulf: My idea still sounds like more fun.