This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Metarie]

Obviously you don't use the word octopus enough

[The Raven Basilards]

Oddly enough, that would make you second person to call me out on that.

[Niabi]

It's been a while since I've seen that one.

[Three]

(19:06:46) Cai: And after my horrendous early attempts to learn Cantonese, I'll stick to my forte
(19:07:22) Cai: Apparently I managed to say 'Hi, I'm a male prostitute' when I was trying to say 'Hi, my name is James'
(19:07:38) Cai: Oh how the girls giggled at me XD

[Saruna]

(10:39:54) Kitan: OKAY
(10:40:10) Kitan: I WILL DO MY BEST TO AVOID BEING BLINDED IN THE NEAR FUTURE
(10:40:19) Soneya: GOOD PLAN
(10:40:52) Kitan: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS MEANS I AM SACRIFICING MY PLANS ON SATERDAY, SO APPRECIATE IT.
(10:41:06) Soneya: why?
(10:41:11) Soneya: is there a risk of going blind over those?
(10:41:20) Kitan: BECAUSE I HAD EVERY INTENT OF GOING BLIND ON SATERDAY
(10:41:25) Kitan: BUT NOW I CAN'T
(10:41:33) Soneya: you're a weird person
(10:41:42) Kitan: I FIT RIGHT IN

[Saruna]

(22:07:07) Frug: *wiggling his eyebrows a little* I would like to know what my punishment would be in advance so that I may avoid it.
(22:07:26) Frug: a bow chikka

[Saruna]

(12:55:02) Breda Dreaughan: Good. I spent a lot of time turning off the balls.
(12:55:12) Breda Dreaughan: ...that came out wrong.

[Three]

(22:22:26) Metarie: Smut smut smut smutty smut smut! G'night!

[Saruna]

(20:24:57) Frug: who made these tunnels?
(20:25:01) Saruna: STOP DESTROYING MY HAPPINESS
(20:25:05) Frug: was it ants?
(20:25:06) Stella: giant earth worms
(20:25:10) Saruna: what I thought. . .
(20:25:11) Saruna: but..
(20:25:14) Frug: ant worms
(20:25:21) Frug: imagine the possibilities
(20:25:30) Saruna: giant ant worms?
(20:25:36) Frug: that's ridiculous
(20:25:41) Saruna: you're ridiculous
(20:25:42) Talia Idris: kill them with fire
(20:25:47) Frug: yes I am
(20:26:10) Frug: I mean there is stuff under there but more like tombs, I dunno that there's room for a real city
(20:26:26) Frug: like, 100 people?
(20:26:42) Saruna: oh, no no, sorry the term was just convenient
(20:26:47) Frug: 100 ant worm people.
(20:26:52) Saruna: okay
(20:26:57) Saruna: it doesn't need to be many
(20:27:02) Frug: not giant ones, that's unrealistic
(20:27:10) Saruna: just the really poor elves or whatever, people iwth magical talent who get shunned
(20:27:16) Saruna: you're unrealistic!
(20:27:25) Saruna: poor people*
(20:27:29) Frug: I'm sure 100-200 people could find places of shelter in the ruins
(20:27:34) Navarre: Our ant worm people need to be as realistic as possible!
(20:27:47) Frug: exactly
(20:27:56) Stella: do giant ant lions live there too?
(20:27:59) Saruna: you give me pretend headaches
(20:28:04) Frug: heheh
(20:28:06) Saruna: I have one right now
(20:28:12) Stella:
(20:28:14) Frug: I'll pretend to feel sorry for you
(20:28:23) Saruna: I'm glad we understand each other.
(20:28:25) ryoko: kill it.
(20:28:37) Saruna: that's your new character, zina
(20:28:40) Saruna: we'll call him doug.
(20:28:46) Stella: haha
(20:28:57) Frug: so ant worm people are small but they can have high heels
(20:29:09) Saruna: you mean they live in high heels
(20:29:27) Frug: why would anyone live in high heels?
(20:29:43) Frug: You mean like exclusively?
(20:29:50) Saruna: because they're ant worm people and they're ridiculous
(20:29:56) Saruna: I mean they're small enough to make a shoe a home.
(20:30:20) Frug: No you're ridiculous, the ant worm people are perfectly viable as a society. The rich ones can have high heels with elevators in the heels.
(20:30:31) Navarre: Would only one family of ant people live in a high heel? I mean, high risers usually have a few families sharing them.
(20:30:40) Saruna: [headache intensifies]
(20:30:52) Frug: Yeah that would make sense.
(20:31:02) Saruna: I have hate for all of you.
(20:31:03) Frug: no more than like 10
(20:31:16) Frug: and they eat a mixture of rye and barley
(20:31:21) Frug: so it's semi-sweet and doesn't rise very well
(20:31:37) Stella: I am dying
(20:31:48) Saruna: frug is the king of trolls.

[Ramiro Guiate]

It's important to memorialise special moments like these.

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(11:52:50) Saruna: also, this blue isn't taken
(11:53:09) Ramiro Guiate: Cool. You take it, and I'll go red
(11:53:18) Saruna: go for it
(11:53:32) Ramiro Guiate: Awesome =D

[Gia Rilan]

(20:57:49) Katona: Tzal?
(20:57:56) Gia Rilan: Tzalhochitl
(20:58:01) Gia Rilan: Tzalshcotials;
(20:58:02) Katona: Ohhh.
(20:58:03) Katona: Right.
(20:58:05) Gia Rilan: Tzalkdgbadfkgf
(20:58:09) Gia Rilan: TU8ERTNsdnbasfbg;afdgm
(20:58:13) Gia Rilan: That thing.
(20:58:30) Katona: Tzalskittle.
(20:58:37) Gia Rilan: BASICALLY THAT

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This damn name.

[Three]

(20:44:41) Porter: Three logs into the Chat.
(20:44:46) Kitan: Numbers!
(20:44:52) Porter: (352861) logs out of the Chat.
(20:44:55) Kitan: D:
(20:44:57) Porter: Katona logs into the Chat.
(20:45:06) Kitan: Hello Jason
(20:45:20) Porter: Drayel logs out of the Chat.
(20:45:27) Kitan: D:
(20:46:18) Three: why did that crack me up
(20:46:31) Kitan: Because I am hilarious

[Kitan]

(21:44:15) Niabi: It was one of those crazy 'how did you hold that much pee inside something so small?' things

[Darrik]

(17:33:37) Saruna: I am drukn.

[Katona]

(17:46:52) Saruna: I AM GOING TO PROVE YOU WRONG REE
(17:46:57) Metarie: I put blueberry juice in it!
(17:46:58) Saruna: I WILL MAKE BDSM FUN FOR YOU