To Kamar: Super-black spidey morph! Too bad you still can't climb on walls.

Reality sucks.
To the rest of you: You suck.
Yes, all of you. Especially those of you who tease me about my costume but don't post their own. Seems pretty unfair to me.
Those of you who didn't dress up suck, because---well, you didn't dress up for Halloween. C'mon, we're supposed to be creative people here. Halloween is your one annual chance to 'go public' with your secret imaginings without anyone thinking you abnormal. (Okay, I can think of one other opportunity for that, but you can't really consider that public, in most cases.) How can you miss out on that?
Those of you who did dress up, but didn't take pics or don't want to post them, also suck, because your costume cannot possibly be more embarrassing than mine (that word isn't exactly right, but playing the role myself and seeing others' reactions to it was certainly a striking experience, to say the least). I wonder what those of who haven't seen pics of me out-of-costume imagine I look like for the other 364 days of the years.
So, belated thanks for all the birthday wishes, but you all still suck.
Feathers on the fall.