This is why we need chat quotes on Thar

[Stella]

(16:50:56) Frug: i often search for images of donguees in women's noses

[Jerial]

) Valyr: Haha, sure. That would work.
(20:52:26) Jerial: What to name it...?
(20:53:46) Jerial: Whaddya think, Frug? You're good at this.
(20:54:32) Frug: Perhaps he stole his sandwich.
(20:54:49) Valyr: YES
(20:55:06) Jerial: Yes.
(20:55:15) Jerial: I always knew I loved you, Frug.
(20:55:27) Jerial: (no homo )
(20:55:31) Frug: I didn't know you buttered your bread that way, Jerial.
(20:56:41) Jerial: xD
(20:56:50) Jerial: not in the least, bro
(21:04:17) Jerial: yup
(21:04:56) Jerial: wonder what happened to Tony...he just created the account and dropped off the face of the earth...
(21:15:20) Frug: Did he ever partake in a discussion as stimulating as this?
(21:15:44) Jerial: nope, never in his life. I'm not sure I have.
(21:15:56) Valyr: Is that even possible>
(21:16:16) Jerial: I don't know...that's a pretty deep question.
(21:17:04) Frug: If Navarre would let the rest of us get a word in
(21:17:21) Jerial: You could ban her
(21:24:25) Navarre: I'm far too talkative for my own good. It's a curse. ;_;
(21:27:30) Jerial: my internet is broken
(21:27:36) Jerial: for some reason
(21:28:06) Jerial: I think Navarre talked it to death
(21:30:01) Navarre: Hey, I warned it but it didn't listen.

[Kaleb Morrington]

(19:50:07) Kaleb Morrington: okay, any ideas for what Jerial missed this time?
(19:50:17) Kaleb Morrington: posted Fyra
(19:50:32) Fyra: uhm... kinky straight sex?
(19:50:49) Kaleb Morrington: we have no males!
(19:51:14) Kaleb Morrington: wait...
(19:51:17) Kaleb Morrington: hmmm
(19:51:20) Fyra: >.>
(19:51:22) Fyra: <.<
(19:51:28) lexkun: I just gotted a present!!

[Stella]

(01:06:10) Frug: It makes me pee.
(01:06:12) Frug: Constantly.
(01:06:20) Kaleb Morrington: tmi mate
(01:06:21) fakename: I never drink the stuff
(01:06:31) Frug: You think pee is tmi
(01:06:33) Frug: are you 12?
(01:06:37) fakename: 21
(01:06:43) Frug: I get runny shits when I drink too much coffee
(01:06:58) Frug: That's tmi.

[Valyr]

(20:33:46) Alexandros: We had to beat those babies... for the greater good.

[Alexandros]

Haha... To extrapolate further!

(21:33:52) Navarre: Sir Alexandros the Baby-Puncher

(21:33:53) Valyr: XD

(21:34:02) Alexandros: haha

(21:34:07) Navarre: "He who gave them something to cry about."

[Stella]

(15:27:56) Kitan: So you would vote for a president based exclusively on the fact that he gets random boners and wants to have sex with horses?
(15:28:09) Poptart: AND HE'S A ZEBRA

[Jacel Varti]

(23:31:16) Porter: Stella logs into the Chat.

(23:31:17) Frug: oh sweet

(23:31:19) Saruna: that is an entirely unexpected word

(23:31:19) Frug: i am going to drink too

(23:31:21) Saruna: oh kaaay

(23:31:24) Stella: LOOK I MADE HIM MAKE A COSTIN POST

(23:31:26) Saruna: zina!

(23:31:28) Stella: i win.

(23:31:29) Saruna: LJKASDFLKAJHSGLDAHDSG

(23:31:30) Frug: hang on i'm getting rum from barbados. Bajan rum or however you spell Bajan

(23:31:31) Stella: hi

(23:31:33) Saruna: OMGAWD

(23:31:37) Saruna: have my babies zina.

(23:31:40) Stella: OKAY

[Niabi]

(14:35:02) Seona: I like horses
(14:35:16) Seona: I wanna make a well-hung centaur
(14:35:30) Niabi: I think Zina has one of those
(14:35:54) Seona: is he super well hung?
(14:36:11) Niabi: Maybe you should ask her?
(14:36:27) Saruna: probably >>
(14:36:48) Niabi: I'm not really all that interested in the finer details of horse junk (14:37:02) Soneya: ^-^

[Stella]

(12:53:04) Stella: Cat needs to get a human girl, or an elf would be even better, and they'll struggle so goddamn much with intimacy it will hurt.
(12:53:30) Saruna: TEARS OF LONELINESS
(12:53:32) Stella: "WTF. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS HOOKED AT THE END."
(12:53:37) Saruna: it's like the ribbon of invincibility
(12:53:50) Saruna: oh
(12:53:56) Saruna: what the hell I read struggle as snuggle
(12:54:07) Stella: hahaha
(12:54:58) Saruna: after that she should break up with him and be like 'you're too weird, I'm out'
(12:55:09) Stella: lol
(12:55:36) Saruna: or 'it's not you and the fact that you're a cat and people think I'm into bestiality, it's me'
(12:57:00) Stella: hahahaha
(12:57:03) Stella: poor cat
(12:57:27) Saruna: he needs a cat shapeshifter!
(12:57:53) Saruna: which would be weird
(12:58:05) Stella: he really does, although he hates the idea of screwing a cat
(13:03:48) Saruna: that'd be funny if he got a human or elf woman, they were starting to go at it and he was all like 'yeah, no, this is too weird'
(13:04:00) Stella: hahaha
(13:04:26) Stella: "I'd do oral but my tongue has spines on it."
(13:04:43) Saruna: eughhh
(13:04:54) Saruna: tail tickling!
(13:05:01) Stella: hehe
(13:05:26) Saruna: she could suggest it and he coudl be all like 'ew, that's gross, what's wrong with you?!'
(13:05:34) Saruna: the girl should be crying by the end gahahaa

[Metarie]

Apparently all the interesting conversations only occur when I'm not in the room

[Niabi]

Hahaha!

[Metarie]

(20:46:22) Fayane: you know that makes me wanna catch him and demand to find his pot of gold
(20:46:56) Niabi: You don't want to know where he hides that
(20:47:25) Fayane: XD
(20:47:32) Fayane: I know its secretly you Meesha

[Frug]

(02:29:00) Dorcas Tansy: If you used detect evil on someone masturbating, it'd be like bright red, and then immediately after it'd detect whatever color pure shame is.

[Katona]

(18:52:50) Frug: I'm not evil, I just don't feel like rescuing those orphans because it's cold and why bother, they'll just die anyway