Bordello

A simple name, a simple act. An upper class-only brothel, not well known and not a great variety, but old Jonathan Scritch keeps his dozen or so ladies in immaculate shape. He's a bit pricy, but you're paying for the best (outside of that wish-wash bathhouse) and the security in knowing ...

I'm putting this here as a testament to the death of humor. RIP in peace 1975-2014
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(17:28:25) Azuel_Vyaduka: As an aside, what do you suppose is the maximum lift capacity of a flying raven
(17:28:32) Azuel ...

Sofi and Anya are up, finally

I can be there, but I'd prefer the weekend after i can stay longer. it's whatever though

Nonono, I know. I meant the first one.

(22:36:15) (Cassius Marx): Apps are deleted so frivolously here?
(22:36:24) Katona: Yes.
(22:36:25) Kitan: He's not a mod
(22:36:29) Katona: I'm deleting Sertor's right now.
(22:36:42) Kitan: Make sure you get mine too

“Well, obviously we have a STABBIST in Bepa's Buns. He’s knifin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your bakers up, tryin’ to stab ‘em. So y’all need to hide your breads, hide your buns, and hide your doughnuts cause they’re stabbin’ everybody out here

It would help me, personally...just to know you're around and posting or whatever at least. And for easy access to plot or whatever. Up to you though.

My, my, this was the most fun she had experienced in recent memory, and a mere few minutes into things. The die roll of blind dates had turned in both their favors, it seems. "Anya, pretty boy," she replied seductively (but not too invitingly), choosing to use the formerly disparaging nickname as an ...

"Oh, I don't know," Anya replied, obviously feigning her sigh and look of boredom at her fingernails. She decided to call his bluffs until she was sure whether or not he was worthy of her. One way or the other, it was fun.

"Toy with it, as a cat does its plaything. Then hand it back when I was done ...

The Osluns:

The Mother- 42- Vaiselle- very conservative and kind, a housewife since she married Thomnas
The Father- 49- Thomnas- already in wiki
The Twins- 4- Maria-Cait and Aislyn (identical)- just mention 'em under Vaiselle, they're not important
The Uncle- 38- Geraldi- I can't remember why he's ...

Hmm. He was charming. "You would do well to be careful with your heart around me, pretty boy." How is this going to turn out? Anya wondered. She supposed it still remained to be seen. Intrigiung, nonetheless.

Anya didn't feel comfortable without Sofi there. "Oh, it'll be fine. Go have fun. I'll just be around the house this evening anyway," Sofi had said to her. Why did they both enter this blind date pool anyway? I suppose it's my fault. But she tried to stay positive. She had on a simple yet ...

(22:07:31) Porter: Saruna logs into the Chat.
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(22:07:41) Katona: K-A-T.
(22:07:46) Katona: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
(22:07:48) Althalos Ashdown: Hello :)
(22:07:49) Gia Rilan: KAT COOOOOMMEEEEE
(22:07:49) Sofi and_Anya: kat
(22:07:50) Sofi ...

(23:35:51) Porter: Julius is banned.
(23:36:01) (MostlyAFKCorey): You two are so lucky that they have not yet invited a way for me to slap you through the computer.
(23:36:10) (Dancy Gia): bahahaha
(23:36:12) Julius Porter is banned.
(23:36:35) Porter: You have no power here.
(23:36:45) Julius ...